jerry fels - how to make enemies and influence strangers      NFR 008
     Jerry Fels
     How To Make Enemies And Influence Strangers
     MP3s: The Things You Need To Do, The Things We Are Made Of


Jerry spent late 2003 and all of 2004 and even a little bit of early 2005 writing and recording this album. Some may say that he still didn't spend enough time, but they're just the haters and there's no pleasing them anyways. There's a lot of singing on it (don't wince, it's not as bad as it used to be, but if you were hoping for Justin Timberlake then personally it's my opinion that you should rethink what you are doing in life). There's some bad words on it so maybe you'll want to wait until your parents are out of the house before you crank it on your stereo. There's more guitar on it than usual and less keyboard than usual. There's also some drums. If you're a dork then you may be interested to know that most of the album was recorded almost entirely with SM57's (at times even ONE SM57 micing both guitar and vocals), there's a few large diaphragm bass drum mics here and there, and the only condenser mics used are on the fingersnaps in Track #9. But don't be fooled by cosmetics and semantics - if you are then you're just a vapid trend-follower and a poseur and all your friends talk behind your back about you're a lot less cooler than you think you are - anyhow, these tracks are hot.

Tracklisting: The Things You Need To Do / The Things We Are Made Of / The Things People Value The Most / The World Is Flat / You Have To Want / E.L.T.S. / The Only Pair Of Wings / We Are Going To Die / Oh When Oh When / I Bet They Were Fucking / I Don't Know What To Do / I Thought Things Could Make Sense


Reviews of How To Make Enemies And Influence Strangers:

Utter Trash
(also read the hard-hitting interview.)
Em P Me

Smother.Net

Mashnote Magazine

Vanity Project

Left Off The Dial

The Shmat

Agouti Music

Northeast Performer

Punk Planet
(reviews are in alphabetical order)
Ear Candy
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Americana UK
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The Dance Of Days
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Tastes Like Chicken
(ctrl-f "fels" to find the review, or just scroll down and find it alphabetically the old-fashioned way)